grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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