there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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