I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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