It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My vagina just recognized that song.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
