is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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