More tranny stories later!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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