Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
there is glitter all over my balls
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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