You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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