that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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