can we get nightvision for the apartment?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
