Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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