Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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