would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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