Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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