...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My hand turned me down
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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