I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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