Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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