is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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