If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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