is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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