You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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