Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Can I color on your dick again?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize