a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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