you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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