butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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