spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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