I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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