"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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