the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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