i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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