Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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