People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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