In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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