she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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