Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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