I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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