It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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