omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
