I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
