Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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