So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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