Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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