The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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