K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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