We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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