you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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