what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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