i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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