I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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