But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
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