i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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