He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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