he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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