we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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