We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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