yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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