I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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